(Time: 12:30 AM, Somewhere in a metro city India)
She: Hello, who’s this?
He: It’s me.
She: Me who?
He: You don’t remember me?
She: No I don’t. Tell me who’s this?
He: We used to speak to each others for hours, sometimes the all the night.
She: Well, I haven’t spoken to anyone for hours in years now.
He: How could you forget me? We even got married, while in phone.
He: Yes we did. I asked you out and you said you want a husband, not a boyfriend. And that night I took you as my lawfully wedded wife and you took me as your beloved husband.
She: *Disconnected the call, turned and looked at her husband* Can we not play this stupid game?